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There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
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Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.
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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
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Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.
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Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
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As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be most aware of
change in the air however slight lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness. -
A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
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Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
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C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog
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Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes
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Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
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It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
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There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no
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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
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If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
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An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.
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A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
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And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Man has no right to kill his brother. It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder.
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Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
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If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track
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When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't
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What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our
neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world. -
I Can't Think Of Anything Reasonable To Counter Your Argument Or Don't Have The Least Inkling Of The Subject So I Will Resort To Name Calling And Hope I Can Get Away With It.
Sport - News
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